"You want to get off the train before they push you off."
And that, is why 'Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants' is pure pornography.
Valkyrie and Thor dress in black, remember that, just in case you ever face to face and make contact.
Jake Johnson, Hannibal Buress, Annabelle Wallis, Rashida Jones and Isla Fisher also star in this crazy true story.
Harrison Ford will be reprising his role as the snake-hating hero.
'Piranha 3D' though?
You've read our review for the new 'Tomb Raider' film, now why not watch and listen to it?
Best get a cushion for that lower jaw.
Here's the good news: it's not horrific.
Jude Law stars as a young Albus Dumbledore in the highly anticipated follow-up.
If the old-school, gung-ho earnestness doesn't engage you much, the strong combat sequences just may.
The highly anticipated survival thriller arrives in cinemas on April 5.
The buzzed-about horror film is very familiar, and simply not as good as you want it to be.